My EXCLUSIVE interview with game show contestant and author Pamela Hill – Part 1

Hello! I’m very pleased to welcome Pamela Hill to the blog today. Pamela’s a Los Angeles-based actor and serial game show contestant, who got in touch with me after Yogesh Raut very kindly mentioned HowToWinGameShows.com during his appearance on Jeopardy!‘s recent Tournament of Champions. Pamela emailed me at Stephen@HowToWinGameShows.com, and if you’d like to get in touch with me, you can too! That email address again: Stephen@HowToWinGameShows.com.

But right now, on with the interview…

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SH: Pamela, welcome to HowToWinGameShows.com, and thank you for talking to me today! First, I feel I have to ask; Why game shows? What is it that fascinates you about them, and makes you want to keep going on them?

PH: Hi Stephen! Thank you for taking the time to interview me. I grew up watching game shows – Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, Let’s Make a Deal – and I was fascinated and entertained by them! Growing up in Cincinnati, I went with my parents to festivals and felt the excitement of winning prizes! Being on game shows allows me to experience that thrill!

SH: You’ve chronicled your unique game show journey in your book The Next Contestant Is. which is available HERE. It’s a very thorough account of your experiences on a lot of different game shows – In fact, I counted sixteen! What inspired you to write the book, and how long did it take you?

PH: My Dad always said to me “know enough to get on a game show.” My book is dedicated to him. After being a contestant on a lot of game shows (thinking I had a unique experience, because I had been on so many), I thought maybe this could be a book. I came up with the title The Next Contestant is… over 15 years ago. Then in 2012, I literally put pen to paper and started writing my book! I enjoyed the pen and paper process first, and then many years later I sat down at my computer. I finished in 2023! On Thursday, January 19th 2023…my book went LIVE on Amazon!

SH: What was the most challenging thing about writing the book?

PH: One of the most challenging things for me was just getting started and to keep going. Writing a book is a journey, and everyone’s experience is unique to them. I’m sure you understand, being an author too. Once I decided to allow myself the freedom of writing one sentence – or many – without pressure, that made the challenge of writing my book easier. The exciting part was that by allowing myself that freedom, my story came more easily to me. I heard the words in my mind, and it started to flow out of me. I tried not to edit these thoughts as I wrote. The idea that I was writing (or should I say “creating”?) my book was thrilling!

SH: Were there any moments in the writing process that surprised you?

PH: Yes! That’s a great question, Stephen. I started by writing about my many game show memories and what happens behind-the scenes. But the more I wrote, the more I realized that my book is also my personal Pamela story. My hubby William, who’s also an author, said to me early on “just write and let your memories unfold, and you will discover your story”. My book’s a combination of my contestant experiences, invaluable lessons I’ve learned, and the everyday knowledge I’ve garnered to bring me to that game show stage.

SH: Given that you’ve been on at least sixteen game shows, you’ve clearly had a lot of success in getting through the selection and audition process! What would you say are the three most important things for aspiring game show contestants to know, in order to get through the selection process?

PH: Authenticity is first on my list. Casting coordinators want to see The Real You; what they would want the television viewers to see. Pay Attention! Listen to all the rules, and don’t be distracted by your phone (Put your phone on silent!) Be A Good Sport! Whenever you’re auditioning in person or on Zoom with other players, clap for them after their interview or gameplay. If you are playing with them, be a kind team player. If it’s a game show based on academic knowledge or pop culture trivia, and you answer a question wrong… Keep that smile on your face! The casting people watch everything! You know the ol’ adage… It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.

==============================================================And that’s where we’ll leave it for today. Next week, I’ll ask Pamela about her favourite – and least favourite! – of the sixteen shows she’s appeared on, and whether she has any tips for pre-show nerves. In the meantime, just a reminder that her book The Next Contestant Is… is now available on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and audiobook formats. See you next Tuesday!

My one man show’s going on the road!

Something a little bit different (and, I’m afraid, not really game show-related) this week…

Thanks to the generous support and assistance of Regional Arts Victoria and Creative Victoria, I’m thrilled to be touring my one man show Letters From My Heroes… if they’d actually bothered to write back throughout regional Victoria in June and July of 2024!

I’ve never done a tour like this before, and I’m so looking forward to seeing how the show plays for such a variety of audiences, and in such a variety of venues!

The tour runs from June 14th – July 20th, and during that time, I’ll be posting images and impressions (!) from various locations around our great state over at the tour’s official page (and probably on FacebookTwitter / X and Bluesky as well.)

But that doesn’t mean there’ll be no new content here.

In fact, next week I’m really pleased to be bringing you a brand new two-part interview. It’s with Pamela Hill, a Los Angeles-based actor who’s appeared on more than 16 game shows, and has now written a book about her adventures called The Next Contestant Is…

That’s next Tuesday, right here at HowToWinGameShows.com!

My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 9: the aftermath and conclusion

And that’s that. Thank you and goooodnight!

Hello! If you’ve been following this chronicle of my Mastermind Australia experience over the last nine weeks here….

A) Jeez Louise, don’t you have anything better to do?

B) Thank you.

C) You’ll know that it’s all about my preparations for – and experiences during and after – my appearance in THIS particular episode of the popular long-running quiz show: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992

and

D) You’ll also know that I ended last week’s instalment right after losing the game by one point, meeting up with my wife Judi and leaving the studio. Now read on…

==============================================================After our episode, when Yael, Kieran and I were back in the contestant greenroom, a producer thanked us for taking part in Mastermind Australia‘s Champions Week, and gave we three Quiz Champions our consolation prizes for all the work we’d done in preparing for, and competing in, our episode.

We were each given a Mastermind fridge magnet.

The ‘Mastermind’ fridge magnet.

Judi and I said our goodbyes, and the producer walked us to the SBS café and buzzed us in, so that we could buy ourselves some lunch. 

I received kind text messages from Troy Egglestone (who’d won the first episode recorded that day) and Andy Zito (who was currently competing in the third), and from another one of the show’s producers, who said I was very entertaining. 

I’ve obviously had a lot of time to reflect on the whole Mastermind experience since the record day. In hindsight, I’m kinda glad I didn’t get through to the Champions Week final (the fifth and final episode recorded that day). That would’ve meant waiting around in the greenroom for another six hours or so, before taking my chances with another batch of General Knowledge questions, and then the ‘Slow Burn’ round. Having studied the show as closely as I did, I suspect the potential for failure is much greater when there’s no Specialised Subject round in the episode. At least you can control how well you do in the Specialised Subject round. With whatever batch of General Knowledge questions they assign to you, and whatever ‘Slow Burn’ question you end up with… well, you’re pretty much thrown to the wind. And good luck.

The way things played out, I got to show off my specialist knowledge, I hope I was a good guest, and I think I gave the show a good (and feelgood?) episode. I really hope I lost with a bit of good grace and dignity.

After we left the SBS studios, Judi and I drove to Newcastle (where we were going to attend a wedding the next day), unwound with a few drinks in our hotel’s bar, and had dinner at a Thai restaurant.

I ended the Mastermind record day by watching the first episode of the new series of Australian Survivor, where Frankie was the first player voted out. I realised that whatever Mastermind-related feelings of defeat, disappointment or humiliation I might’ve had would have been roughly 1% of what poor Frankie’s must have been; after a long (and no doubt gruelling) application process, she had finally, finally got herself onto Australian Survivor, with sky-high hopes of winning the ultimate prize of $500,000… only to be summarily chucked out at the very first opportunity.

And chucked out not because she didn’t know the answers to a few General Knowledge questions… but because the majority of other people on the show actively wanted to get rid of her, and worked hard conspiring to do so.

Now, THAT would have been rough!

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And that’s it for this particular gameshow-related adventure! I hope you enjoyed my behind-the-scenes account of my Mastermind Australia experience, from go to whoa. I’ve absolutely no idea when my next gameshow-related adventure (as a participant) will be, but when I do have one, you can rest assured that I’ll definitely be chronicling it all for HowToWinGameShows.com!  

My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 8: THE SHOW!

All present and (usually) correct. From left to right: William Laing, me, (Host) Marc Fennell, Kieran Magee and Yael Blinco.

Hello! When I last left you, I was finally about to enter the studio, for the recording of my particular episode of Mastermind Australia (which you can find right here, on SBS OnDemand: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992)

Now read on…

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So Kieran, William, Yael and I troop into the studio, and are introduced to the show’s host Marc Fennell, who curtsied when he met me. Must admit, I wasn’t expecting that.

We settle into our contestant chairs, and before we know it, we’re away! William was first in the Big Black Chair with his specialist subject; Herbert ”Doc” Evatt.

He did well and scored 11 points.

After William’s round, and a quick wait while Marc rerecorded a couple of questions, it was my turn, with my specialist subject: Bottom. It had all been leading up to this; I was about to see if all my research would pay off. I did ever so slightly better than William – 12 points. I was pleased that all of the questions I was asked, I had previously written (in one form or another) in my 19-page document…

My ‘Bottom’ questions – Page 3 of 19

with just one exception…

In the Series 1 episode Contest, how much did Eddie pay for the second-hand copy of Parade magazine?

I never wrote that question! Bugger! I really should have. I ventured “5 quid?” but the answer was, of course, £1.50. There was one other question in this round that I got wrong, and which, in retrospect, I wish I’d challenged at the time…

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My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 7

Darius Horsham (a character I used to play on ‘Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell’) sitting in the ‘Mastermind’ Big Black Chair… by the brilliant cartoonist Tanaya Qoifoog (https://twitter.com/qoifoog)

Hello and welcome to Part 7 of my account of my Mastermind Australia experience. Here’s the link to my episode on SBS OnDemand: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992

Now, an AWFUL lot happened on the actual day of the record, so what you’re about to read is actually my diary entry from the next day… after I’d had a chance to digest it all, make sense of it and write it down. Now read on…

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02/02 – The day after The Big Day

Well, what a day that was.

Up at 6:30 and thought I’d have the buffet breakfast advertised in the hotel; that’d be convenient, and fuel me up for the day. Advertised in reception and in my hotel room as being on from 7:00 – 9:30 AM in the hotel’s restaurant. I got to the restaurant at 7:00, aiming to do half an hour’s revision over breakfast, but the restaurant was closed. I managed to find a café 5 minutes away, and sat outside in an effort to find somewhere quiet for my revision… but couldn’t get much done, thanks to a middle-aged man at the next table very loudly talking at a young woman about all the TV shows and movies he liked, and which she HAD to watch. Noise pollution.

Back to the hotel room, collected the notes – and extra shirts – that I wanted to take with me, jumped into the car and drove the 10 minutes to SBS.

I parked in the building’s car park, signed in at reception, and noticed a few contestants milling around in the foyer. Had a nice chat with Mastermind Australia Season 1 winner Troy Egglestone, who I’d previously interviewed for the blog and we grabbed a couple of “Before” pictures, noting that ‘Oh yes, we’re all smiles now…’

Troy and me, before the festivities begin.

Two of the show’s producers led us through to the greenroom, where I (re-)introduced myself to the people I’d be competing against today:

1. William Laing (who I’d juuuuust managed to beat by One Point on Australia’s Brainiest Quizmaster, back in 2006): 

https://www.facebook.com/Howtowingameshows/videos/315088905776740/

2. Yael Blinko (who’d won big on WWTBAM, and who I’d competed against in a Temptation Quizmasters heat, also in 2006):

https://www.facebook.com/Howtowingameshows/videos/803808249662933/

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3. Kieran Magee, a Millionaire Hot Seat winner, who I hadn’t met before.

The greenroom was small, and featured a couple of couches, a few chairs and a mirror or two. It also accommodated the wardrobe rack and makeup table, so space was at a bit of a premium. The production had supplied some bottles of water for us and a few packaged snacks. On the wall was a screen with a video feed patched in from the studio.

I chatted to William quite a bit… and of course, we both realised that Mastermind was framing this meet-up between the two of us as a grudge match (later, during the show, Marc did indeed half-heartedly ask each of us how much we intended to CRUSH the other one.)

From the greenroom, the four of us watched the first episode play out.

Competing in that first episode were (L-R) Troy Egglestone, Kate Buckingham, Xavier Lawlor & Sally West.

There seemed to be quite a few delays during the record, as various questions were challenged, and Marc re-did questions he’d stumbled over. I really felt for Xavier; a teacher whose special subject was Survivor All Stars. He spent a lot of time in the big black chair waiting for the production to work through these various delays. My heart went out to him, and I found myself hoping that my rhythm and concentration wouldn’t be subject to that many delays when my turn came…

During my chat in the greenroom with William, I complimented him on his book How To Win A Millionwhich I’d been re-reading and learning from over the last few days. At one stage, he looked over my shoulder as I was reading through my Bottom questions (yet again), and asked me what I was doing. I told him I’d written 19 pages of questions on my specialist subject, so surely some of them should overlap with the questions the show had in store for me… he said “Oh that’s a good idea, I hadn’t thought of that”.

Eventually, the first game of this five-game Record Day finished. Troy won by a large margin (he really DID know a lot about NRL State of Origin 1985 – 2005!), and it was time for those of us competing in Episode 2 to go into the studio.

Deep breath. Here goes…

“And…. ACTION!”

My post-‘Sleep-at-the-‘G’ report…

Well, another year, another Sleep at the ‘G

As mentioned earlier, last Thursday (16th May) I – along with my dear friends Tim and Chris – took part in Melbourne City Mission’s Sleep at the ‘G to raise funds to combat youth homelessness. It was a cold night, but the event was wonderfully well run as always, and a good time was had by all…

The 10:30 communal singalong with Phil & Robbo – good fun!

My oh-so-luxurious passport to The Land of Nod is the blue one.

The Grand Total of funds raised, as at 10:00 PM on Thursday night. That’s now gone up to $706,788 (at the time of writing)!

A rare insight into how they keep that hallowed MCG turf so green and healthy…

The more I take part in this event, the more tricks and ‘hacks’ I learn – four layers of clothing, earplugs AND noise cancelling headphones over the top of them, etc…. Next year, I DEFINITELY need to sort out my footwear, though; the socks I was wearing the other night were far too thin…

I’d like to thank everyone who donated to me personally, and everyone who donated to our team (The Lads V2.024). I’m proud to say that, together, we raised $1,107 for the cause.

If you’re in a position to donate, and you’d like to, YOU STILL CAN! Donations are still being accepted, right HERE:

https://www.sleepattheg.com.au/fundraisers/stephenhall

That’s it for my little post-‘Sleep-at-the-‘G’ report for this year. And now that the three of us have all properly thawed out, we’re looking forward to doing it all again next year!

See you back here tomorrow, where the Mastermind Australia / Bottom juggernaut rolls on…

A very brief pause… for a very good cause. :)

And now

Hello! I’m interrupting your regularly scheduled programming this week to let you know that the night after tomorrow night (Thursday, May 16th), I’ve once again signed up to the “Sleep at the ‘G” event, to help raise funds to combat youth homelessness. #MCMSleepAtTheG

https://www.sleepattheg.com.au/fundraisers/stephenhall

This is an annual event organised by Melbourne City Mission, who do great work in this field. It involves spending the night at the Melbourne Cricket Ground (the “G”), and sleeping on its concrete floors in a sleeping bag, with only a collapsed cardboard box for a “mattress”. I’ve done it three times now (2019, 2020 and last year), and although it could never equal the experience of sleeping rough on a regular basis, it has given me a much better understanding – and a deeper appreciation for – some of the hardships suffered by the many (far too many) people who unfortunately find themselves homeless. Back in 2020, I did it at home, due to COVID lockdown, and here’s a glamour shot from that particular evening:

Bright eyed and bushy-tailed? Yeah, not so much…

This year, however, the event’s back at its traditional home – the Melbourne Cricket Ground! So I’ve enrolled again, and I have a fundraising page set up RIGHT HERE... (The full URL is https://www.sleepattheg.com.au/fundraisers/stephenhall).

If you happen to be in a position to sponsor me or make a donation, I’d love you to consider that possibility! Every little bit really does count.

After the event, I may post a pic or two here…

A) So you can see that I kept my promise and went ahead with it, and

B) So you can have a nice smug laugh at my no doubt near-frozen visage.

Thank you for your consideration, dear visitor, and for reading this far… and that’s it for this week! It’ll be back to business as usual here next Tuesday afternoon, with Part 7 of my Mastermind Australia journey… where the day of The Record is at hand! EXCIIIITIIIIIING!!!!

See you then!

Stephen.

My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 6

Hello and welcome to Part six of my PatentedHowToWinGameShowsBehindTheScenesReminiscence of when I went on Mastermind Australia that time.

Here’s the link to my episode on SBS OnDemand: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992

The past few weeks have been all about study and preparation, but now we’re finally, inevitably, getting down to the pointy end…

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31/01

It’s 9:51 the night before Mastermind.

I’ve been here at the Twin Towers Inn since 2:00 this afternoon. As I steel myself to compete in Mastermind Australia‘s Champions Week tomorrow, my mind drifts back to 2006, when I was in Melbourne’s Crown Promenade Hotel, the night before competing in Temptation‘s ‘Quizmasters’ tournament. I relate that experience in detail – all its highs and all its lows – in Chapter 13 of my eBook How To Win Game Shows. I think my preparation regime was sound on that occasion – I do remember the cramming, the early night, the big hotel buffet breakfast, and feeling well-prepared, well-rested and well-fuelled when the driver arrived to take me to the studio… Now, I don’t want to spoil the end result of that endeavour here, but I can reveal that the title of that particular chapter in the eBook is Champion of Champions? Not so much…

Having said that, I must admit I absolutely love the Temptation Quizmasters consolation prize – a magnificent Maurice Lacroix watch – which I save for special occasions.

I’ll be wearing it tomorrow for luck.

Today I’ve done quite a bit of study, completing my couple of notes on each Time magazine Person of the Year…

… re-watching three more episodes of Bottom and dreaming up more questions about it.

Jude and I have driven up to Sydney, and are working tomorrow’s record into a week-long trip up here. Last night, we stayed at a friend’s place, and her daughter kindly tested me on loads of Bottom questions from my Master Document. I got them all right. (And so I blummen well should – there’s not really any excuse for getting them wrong, since I wrote them all!)

For some reason, she put crosses next to the ones she asked me, that I got correct.

Also tonight I finished all the Bottom online quizzes at Funtrivia.com and pretty much got all of them right; just a couple of misses. So I’m feeling fairly confident about my knowledge of the Bottom TV shows. I’ll do a little bit more revision of the live shows tomorrow morning.

I’ve just skimmed through and read a fair bit of William Laing’s book How To Win A Million, which has quite a lot of nice little trivia questions buried in it, which I’ve absorbed (and hopefully they’ve all gone in).

I’ve also now finished the Time magazine ‘Person of the Year’ exercise, going into Wikipedia for each of them, finding a couple of interesting facts about them, and writing ’em down next to their names. I think – and hope! – it’s been a very useful exercise.

Tomorrow morning, I’ll go through the list of all the Oscars for Best Picture and just jot down their directors. That won’t be difficult.

A jarring thought – AND A HUGE OVERSIGHT – occurred to me earlier today: why haven’t I printed out the Periodic Table, and had that with me at all times? Argh.

I’m due in at the studio at 8:50 AM. It’s 5-10 minutes drive from here. I’ve set the alarm for 6:30. Tomorrow morning I’ll go to the hotel’s restaurant, have their buffet breakfast, and fuel up for the day.

Generally, I’m feeling pretty good about Bottom, but am also resigned to the fact that there will always be gaps in my general knowledge. I’m feeling very familiar with the format of Mastermind: Two minutes on the Special Subject, 90 seconds on the General Knowledge and of course the ‘Slow Burn’, should I win my way through to Friday’s episode.

So I’m feeling fairly excited but relaxed.

I haven’t had dinner tonight, but I had an enormous chicken parmigiana at the North Bondi RSL for lunch. So I don’t necessarily need to eat tonight, but I’ll make sure that I’m definitely fuelled up tomorrow morning.

Turning in now. It’s 10:00, and I’m setting the alarm for 6:30. Earplugs in, air conditioner on. Hopefully I’ll sleep right through – because I didn’t last night – and I should be relaxed, well rested, and with a head full of recently acquired knowledge that I can access quickly and effectively, should it be required.

Good night, everybody.

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Good night, me.

I’ll see you (by which I mean me) back here next time, for The Big Day!

My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 5

Hello and welcome to Stop 5 on the road towards this particular episode of Mastermind Australia (https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992), which featured these fine folks…

From left to right: William Laing, me, ‘Mastermind Australia’ host Marc Fennell, Kieran Magee and Yael Blinco.

Our story resumes in late January, with less than a fortnight to Record Day…

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19/01

Discussing this with Jude last night, she asked me who I’ll be up against. I told her the names that the producers have told me so far… Then I was struck by a gap in my homework regimen: WHY HAVEN’T I STUDIED THE COMPETITION?

So, my next step is to jot down all my competitors that I know so far, track down their previous appearances, watch them and make notes. I do know that the Mastermind Australia champions so far are:

1. Troy Egglestone: Season 1: eps 81, 85 – a quote from him: “I’m one of the most competitive people you’ll ever meet.” He’s a teacher, and may bring some students in to watch. When an answer is a person’s name, Troy knows the trick of just giving the surname (to give him more time). Of course, I feel like I already know Troy a bit, having interviewed him for this very blog

2. Jacqui Markham: Season 2: eps 81, 85 – Sadly, Jacqui is no longer with us.

3. William Laing: Season 3: eps 81, 85 – I know William, of course from Australia’s Brainiest Quizmaster, and I’ve read his book How To Win A Million. During the episode, Marc says “William, everyone else here is terrified of you.” 

William: Well, you get that. 

Marc: Often? 

William: Invariably.

William’s aunties went on Mastermind back in the day, so this is important to him. He said this has been the hardest quiz show he’s been on… 

4. Sterling Coates: Season 4: eps 81, 85 – seems very serious, very focussed.

5. Miles Glaspole: Season 5: eps 81, 85 – very serious quizzer, as are his parents! Very competitive, and of course he writes questions for the TikTok 10, so he’ll be very match-fit. If he were to be the ultimate winner, he’d be a deserving one. 

6. They also mentioned that Andrew Skarbec (who won $1,000,000 on Million Dollar Minute) would be in the mix – the full episode of his big win isn’t online, but there are clips… One thing I do know about him is that he’s got nerves of steel!

Having said this, there will be another 9 or 10 people in the pool (as they’ll need 16 champions to populate the four episodes).

Now, when it comes to general knowledge, there’s not much specific study you can do… but I do remember studying the list of Time magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’ back when I was prepping for Temptation. So what I’ll do for this is get AI to do me a list of all Time magazine’s Persons of the Year for the 20th century (with maybe a two sentence summary of each?) + the first 23 Persons of the Year for this century.*

* In the end, I didn’t actually trust this to AI. I printed out the list, and used Wikipedia to glean a couple of fun / noteworthy facts about each person (i.e. facts that would make for interesting quiz questions), and jotted them down next to each name. I figured that method would give those facts a better chance of lodging and taking root in my brain. Here’s what the (rather messy) end product looked like:

23/01

Watching the final two episodes of Celebrity Mastermind... and generally just relearning the lessons from the earlier episodes. There are loads of good examples of how not to play the game here. Having said that, Phil Burton is a deserving and gracious winner. I like that he shook everyone’s hands – that man was raised right.

25/01

I’ve now received hotel accommodation details – they’re putting me up at the Twin Towers Inn, which is a 5 minute drive from SBS studios. And my call time – 8:50 AM on Thursday February 1st

It’s all feeling more and more real. My Bottom watching and question-writing continues apace…

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As time ticks on, we draw closer and closer to the pointy end: The Mastermind Australia Record Day. As I move into the final phase of preparations, all my efforts (by definition) become more and more last-minute. What should I now be concentrating on in my revision? What have I forgotten? Does there come a point where attempting to cram any more is essentially useless (the “if-I-don’t-know-it-now,-I-never-will” idea)?

For the answers to these questions, join me back here next Tuesday afternoon! Until then, then! 

Oh, by the way… if you also happen to be a Bottom fan, a brilliant documentary on the show, Bottom Exposed, recently aired on UK television. Someone’s put it up on Dailymotion… if you know where to look 😉  

Enjoy!

My ‘Mastermind Australia’ journey – Part 4

Hello and welcome to part four of this very special PatentedHowToWinGameShowsBehind-The-ScenesReminiscence all about my preparation for – and appearance on – this particular episode of Mastermind Australia: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/2314487875992

The shoot date for the episode was set for February 1st 2024, and what I’ve been doing so far is taking you through my journal / diary entries up to that point. And I don’t currently see any reason to change that format…

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14/01

Watching more Celebrity Mastermind episodes, and learning / re-learning the following…

Again, please don’t assume that just because you LIKE something, you know loads about it.

Boasting about your knowledge of your Special Subject and how much you’ve been cramming (in an effort to intimidate your competitors) is NEVER a good idea. If you don’t go well in your Special Subject, you’ll embarrass yourself. If you DO go well in your Special Subject, you’ll look smug and/or insecure. Quietly confident – and playing your cards close to your chest – is always the way to go. But this is obvious, isn’t it?

Don’t gloat – it’s AWFUL to watch, for us here at home. Just AWFUL. If you do well in a particular round, be pleased, smile and be grateful. That’s all.

In the Slow Burn, when you don’t quite know the answer just yet, don’t squint and pull a series of uncomprehending, and increasingly uglier and uglier faces. Just Listen and Concentrate.

18/01

Continuing to watch episodes of Bottom and make notes / write questions. Last night, I read the first three scripts in the Bottom scripts book.

Interesting to see passages in the episodes Smells and Gas that didn’t make it into the broadcast shows (cut for time, by the look of things). Very quick and fun to read. Everything else in the shows is there in the script, which tells me that the writing – and their attitude to the writing – is very tight indeed.

Thought I’d ask AI to write me some Bottom quiz questions; some were good, logical meat-and-potatoes questions, others were completely erroneous and made up, based on episodes – and episode titles – that don’t even exist!!! Use any results from this tool with a grain of salt. I think it’s best to just keep writing my own questions, based on my repeated viewings of the source material. 

Turns out, the “Y-Fronts”, “Blouse” and “BB King” information in these questions all eventually ended up in the question that the ‘Mastermind’ question writers had written for me.

I’ll have a look at Celebrity Mastermind Australia Season 2 today, for further tips…

And now I have.

When answering questions, don’t ramble (obviously), and don’t stall for time (even MORE obviously). Stalling for time? When you have a clear-cut two minutes? Are you kidding me? Why would anyone do that? Unless they didn’t know – and hadn’t bothered to learn – what this show actually IS, or what it DOES.

Oh and definitely don’t sing, either. 

Dignity. Remember that dignity is a thing.

DO NOT ASK MARC TO CHOOSE A SLOW BURN SUBJECT FOR ME. Why would any contestant do that? It just demonstrates that they don’t know (or don’t care, or haven’t bothered to learn) anywhere near enough about the show they’ve agreed to appear on. I’ve now decided that my Slow Burn choices will be, in order of preference:

  1. FILM
  2. TV SHOW
  3. SONG
  4. CHARACTER
  5. PERSON
  6. BOOK
  7. ANIMAL

… Leaving Geography, Science and Sport lower down the list. Although bear in mind that this list may change. There may be other categories – in addition to these ones – that just haven’t bobbed up yet in the eps I’ve watched.

Remember that you can have a great Special Subject round… and then fall apart on the General Knowledge or the Slow Burn. There were a couple of examples of these in the celebrity episodes… so Keep My Game Face On, Bring My A-Game, and be IN THE ZONE all the way through. From start to finish.

Also remember that the game can flip right around in the second half. So employ my mantras: “I know the next one, I know the next one”… and “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.” 

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So as you can see, by this stage I’m feeling like I’m starting to know the Mastermind Australia format pretty well. It’s always useful to watch as many episodes of the show as possible – and as many formats of the show as possible – to stockpile a list of Things To Do when my turn comes. And, just as importantly, Things NOT To Do when my turn comes…

Obviously, my study of my Special Subject is continuing during all of this, but what about my study of my competitors? That’s what I’ll turn to in part five of this crazy ol’ saga, right here at HowToWinGameShows.com, next Tuesday afternoon.

Until then, then!